I have a friend who had a sheepdog, and he said whenever he had a party it would herd the guests. It would tap their ankles or their knees, until, by the end of the evening, everyone at the party was in one corner. The dog was happy, but the important thing was that nobody noticed. As architects, I think, we have to try to be like the sheepdog at the party.

My greatest fear is the bathroom ceiling falling in on me while taking a dump, getting knocked unconscious by the brick from the ceiling, and being taken to the hospital unit where I work, eventually becoming a patient on my unit in this terrible state.

mydaywasworsethanyours:

When my patient falls asleep in the middle of eating his tuna fish sandwhich, his dentures fall out, and I later end up scrubbing globs of tuna off his fake teeth.

LOL

mydaywasworsethanyours:

When my patient falls asleep in the middle of eating his tuna fish sandwhich, his dentures fall out, and I later end up scrubbing globs of tuna off his fake teeth.

LOL

seriousjones:

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seriousjones:

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(Source: nocturnalthug, via inky)

mentalflossr:

Kentucky’s $30 Million Castle

Castle Post is a beautiful medieval-style stone castle completely enclosed by a stone wall with turrets on a 50-acre estate in Versailles. Versailles, Kentucky, that is, near Lexington.

It’s a bed and breakfast which I’ve heard is awesome.

fromthepalebluedot:

Alka-Seltzer inserted into the water in zero gravity

fromthepalebluedot:

Alka-Seltzer inserted into the water in zero gravity

(via sosanguine)

How to win a Reader’s Choice Award in 2014

Plagiarize press releases.

fastcompany:

With THC-infused sandwiches, the Magical Butter Studio — Seattle’s first marijuana restaurant — is practically destined for 5-star reviews.
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fastcompany:

With THC-infused sandwiches, the Magical Butter Studio — Seattle’s first marijuana restaurant — is practically destined for 5-star reviews.

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