My greatest fear is the bathroom ceiling falling in on me while taking a dump, getting knocked unconscious by the brick from the ceiling, and being taken to the hospital unit where I work, eventually becoming a patient on my unit in this terrible state.

mydaywasworsethanyours:

When my patient falls asleep in the middle of eating his tuna fish sandwhich, his dentures fall out, and I later end up scrubbing globs of tuna off his fake teeth.

LOL

mydaywasworsethanyours:

When my patient falls asleep in the middle of eating his tuna fish sandwhich, his dentures fall out, and I later end up scrubbing globs of tuna off his fake teeth.

LOL

seriousjones:

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seriousjones:

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(Source: nocturnalthug, via inky)

mentalflossr:

Kentucky’s $30 Million Castle

Castle Post is a beautiful medieval-style stone castle completely enclosed by a stone wall with turrets on a 50-acre estate in Versailles. Versailles, Kentucky, that is, near Lexington.

It’s a bed and breakfast which I’ve heard is awesome.

fromthepalebluedot:

Alka-Seltzer inserted into the water in zero gravity

fromthepalebluedot:

Alka-Seltzer inserted into the water in zero gravity

(via sosanguine)

How to win a Reader’s Choice Award in 2014

Plagiarize press releases.

fastcompany:

With THC-infused sandwiches, the Magical Butter Studio — Seattle’s first marijuana restaurant — is practically destined for 5-star reviews.
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fastcompany:

With THC-infused sandwiches, the Magical Butter Studio — Seattle’s first marijuana restaurant — is practically destined for 5-star reviews.

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Stampede of baby goats you guys

Check out the last goat at the very end.